War

In war soldiers get injured, right? Here's how different races exclaim:
When the BRITISH got shot - OH MY GOD.....!!!!
When the MALAY got shot - YA ALLAH....!!!
When the INDIAN got shot - AH-YOYO AMMAH...!!!
But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot, they go - NABUEH CHEE BYE, TIOK LIAO...!!!!

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Signal for sex:

Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her: "Let's make a signal code if we want sex?"
She nods and agrees. So he goes: "If I want sex, I'll squeeze your breast.
In response you can shake my penis once for "yes" and 50 times for "no"....

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Smart Thambi
Thambi ask hooker how much for sex? She says: $50 on bed, $20 on sofa and $10 on grass.
He then hands her $50. She says: "You man of class, one time on bed...?"
He says: "NO!! 5 times on grass...."

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Comfort in Friendship:
"Friends" are like underwear; always a comfort... "Good friends" are
like condoms; always protecting... "Great friends"
are like viagra; lift you up when you're down ...

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Biology Lesson
Teacher: A man's penis has 2 key functions:
Urination & Reproduction.
Student: But my dad uses it to brush our maid's teeth.

LIARS - I HATE THEM!!

Is it so hard to say the truth? the seven deadly sins came to my mind - greed, lust, pride, envy, sloth, wrath, gluttony. Well, which of those haven i committed? i guess none. so im a great sinner.. oh well..


My Kor, my best friends

Super sweet guy, always willing to listen, listen, listen.. my best friends, needless to say. thanks for being there.. listen to my bitching and complaints, hard to find SOMEONE who can tahan my complaints ALONE, well i have some plans with Mel. hehe and only SHE knows, it'll happen in future!! i cant wait....!! but it will take some time to realize it.


My LIFE

Someone has passed a comment that i do not have a life, friends etc. right now. ya so? I'm working now, and its stressed enough being at work with so many shit things to get done. so just screw yourself and shut the hell up. at least i do meet my friends once in a while and the effort is made, and i do make sure that they are not neglected whatSoEver..


There's a place I want to go to, but I don't know where..
There's a person I want to run to, but I don't know whom..

SMASHING!

Damn. I had a great night on saturday, managed to catch up with some friends here n there. went to celebrate my baby's birthday, we went to newsroom bar, partly also to support Timothy - my kor, for his bash, not that i lurved going to NTU bashes or sth, but it was jus on the right night i suppose?

my darling baby was soo sweet.... who else could beat him??! no one. Had a stayover that night, with him. slept like a damn log!! and he kept waking me up, hmm... hahaha.. we were super worn out/ exhausted after that, but the feeling was absolutely wonderful.. by the time i removed my makeup and all it was oreadi 5am.. tsk tsk. went for church with him and his mom e next morning, followed by a visit to his aunt's house for lunch..

Went to ROM yesterday to attend my uncle's Registration. It doesnt seem so grand after all, when all the couples you see around are all getting registered, doesnt really make much of a difference suddenly. Got a treat from the couple at Marriott hotel, when i was 'interrogated' by those 'high class aunties' about my educational qualifications, how old am i, etc bleah shit. then one of those aunties introed me to his 23-year-old son, im like Oh, am i supposed to accept any hints? too bad, i'm taken. right baby?

D*Note - Shed My Skin

I’m running, through the fields
Laughing, dreaming
I’m driving, through the mountains
Breathing a new life

I don’t mind what people say
No I won’t look back for another day
I’m gonna shed my skin and walk away
Walk away, walk away, walk away

I’m flowing, through the river
Twisting, I’m turning
Moving, through the silence
Searching for new life

I don’t mind what people say
No I won’t look back for another day
I’m gonna shed my skin and walk away
Walk away, walk away, walk away

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion.

I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! ! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...


The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box...

Absolutely Suey...

Sigh... it has been an extremely suey week so far.. Losing cash out of no reason, no luck in mahjong. lost like hell.. just suey.. and had to entertain certain people's displeasure. and my money is depleting at an enormous rate, as if its not bad enough. Had to spend so much on my new set of cosmetics. damn. oh well.. beauty is very expensive.

Ah well, i do not know if this is the right job for me. i guess i do not want to be a programmer all my life. but im glad that my boss will be giving me a few options on my career path. its a good thing. ciao for now...

Story...

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

"Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA,
PP,and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was strayed gently upon his bottom.What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy! Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?!" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
- You Men Never Listen.....

Stressed..

i'm feeling much much better. just trying to take things in my stride..and ask god whether this is really the thing he wants me to do. it's so not easy you know. i was tempted to pack up and leave. but then again i've always been the fighter against adversity.........so let's see how this thing goes along..

Long Time

It has been a long time since I entered this area. Suddenly, my blog felt like a stranger to me. But, oh well, here i am now anyway.

Been working my ass off. Just realized how LAZY BONES SingTel could get..! Goodness!! Well, i am supposed to do documentation for them. After this would be another nightmare - coding AGAIN. dont know if i can even make it or not. we shall see about it.. wish me luck..!

Been playing mahjong almost every week, it just comes as a natural thingy, always calling Teresa every now n then to join my mahjong party... haha.. I realize that if friends wanna meet, all it takes is that teeny weeny bit of EFFORT!! - just like how you would do to meet ur gf/bf.

Dodgeball was really a movie about the Balls. this ball and That ball. haha, good show, lame but good. so go catch it. Garfield was cute and lame, but not worth watching in cinemas, i borrowed the DVD!! hahaa... i even watch Cinderella Story - well, what can you expect? it is a fairytale no doubt. Tom Hanks acted well in The Terminal. nobody wanted to watch Anacondas with me, anyone wanna watch w me? i'm waiting impatiently for Resident Evil to hit me.

Have you ever noticed,
That I'm not acting as I used to do before?
Have you ever wondered,
Why I always keep on coming back for more?

What have you done to me,
I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure

I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure
I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure

You really are my ecstasy,
My real life fantasy, oh yeah

You really are my ecstasy,
My real life fantasy, oh yeah

Not that I'm complaining,
A more beautiful vision - I have never seen
If you don't mind me saying,
A life of ambition to fulfill my dream

What have you done to me,
I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure

I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure
I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure

You really are my ecstasy,
My real life fantasy, oh yeah

You really are my ecstasy,
My real life fantasy, oh yeah

You really are my ecstasy,
(There can be no other
While we still have each other)
My real life fantasy, oh yeah

You really are my ecstasy,
(There can be no other
While we still have each other)
My real life fantasy, oh yeah

You really are my ecstasy,
(There can be no other
While we still have each other)
My real life fantasy, oh yeah

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Graduation Day.

Its been quite a while since I've officially graduated from NUS.. It was held 3 weeks ago, seems like it was only yesterday, when I just took the photos. =P I wanna take more photos!! it will imprint in my history of memories one fine day..

Education has finally come to a stop, Temporarily. damn, well I may wanna further my studies and get Masters, in 2 years time, i wonder how would my present job bring me at that time? I'm glad that some of you guys have also embarked on your careers. Gambate!!

Just read one of my friend's blog about guys; shy guys? haha.. Well, I have one such guy-friend, he was so shy about everything, if you like him, you would have to flirt with him to test the waters and see if he is really interested in you, that is, if you do not want to waste time. Otherwise, its gonna be a long wait till he tells you. Do shy guys give their girls more attention? i believe so, well at least thats what I feel about my guy-friends who are shy..

Being "recognised" as a Thai is now a good thing, well at least, you're definitely more safe than the obvious foreigners from the bad guys around.. Or even better, I can make full use of my "Thai look" and get a cheaper transport rate.. haha.. Even worse now, I actually took some cover shots dressed up like a Thai. What has become of me?

5 Baht for a glass of damn good orange juice

Im sick and tired of hearing this phrase "Welcome to Singtel ICC. To call Singapore..." BLAH!! argh. In Thailand, a zebra crossing = NO zebra crossing.... what's the point of putting that then? i just dont geddit. More and more of my female colleagues are getting boyfriends not of their own race. A Chinese with a Sri Lankan, an Indonesian with an English, an American with a Thai. Hmm.. is this the trend nowadays.

I wanna sleep, i just wanna sleep. im so freaking tired!!! i cant take it, getting up everyday at 5am! oh man... i work til 5pm, still gotta catch a bus back after that. The toilets here by the way, are at least 5 times cleaner than those in Singapore... however, their English is really pretty pathetic. The sign above the toilet bowl reads "PLEASE DON'T PRESS FOR LONG TIME"..! hahaha..

Some Jokes for the day:
 
Joke 1:
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't  expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
 
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
 
Joke 2:
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'
 
Joke 3:
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!" 
 

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Thailand - Im Thai??!

People in Thailand keep asking me if im thai??! or they assume im thai, and just happily speak to me in Thai.. goodness.. Lots of pple haf mistaken me for a Thai already.. but hey, i think the Thai Guys here are really quite cute!..! hahaha... not bad lehz, and the guys here they tend to treat girls better than singapore guys do.

I had a superb evening yesterday, I met this lady pronounced as "SARSI" haha i dont know if that's the correct way to spell it though.. =P Man, she has the X factor.. there's just something charming about her, but not through her looks, her figure is absolutely fabulous. considering the fact that she has already given birth to 2 boys..!! GEE!

She told me so much abt herself man! like how she met her husband, how someone else tried to ask her to get involved in another relationship when she had just given birth to her 2nd son. gee.. and shamefully, that "third party" is from Singapore. I sat on the scooter taxi! - 20 baht. never really sat on one before... was pretty dangerous, the traffic here is atrocious.. the cars here are usually around a few CM away from each other.. terrible.. and not to mention: im staying in the red light district!! aiyo!! but not at the main road, im staying in the inner street. heh... but still!!! itz scary enuf.. last night my hotel room, kena blackout, as if i did not have enough blackouts in singapore.. then suey, only my level a few rooms kena.. must be my room lah!!! and of all timings, it chose 1am.. when i just fell asleep!! hiyo.

Im scared, Im absolutely Freaking Scared.

It sucks being in a place where you know NOBODY, my colleague is gonna leave me tomorrow back to Singapore, thus i'll be the only one stuck here, e only soul from Singapore!!! argh dammit, this sucks man, itz worst than going for army training overseas or studying overseas cos you have friends with you.. damn.

I was supposed to tune my clock 1 hr EARLIER than Singapore time, in the end i did the opposite, i put it 1 hr LATER. End up, i woke up at 330am thinnking it was 530am and went to the toilet to bathe and dress up in my working clothes dammit.. my colleague knocked on my door and asked why i so kiasu bathe so early for? haha.. shitz man. i even put on my contacts... den gotta remove everything agn. walau...

as usual, i made a fool outta myself again at 3.30am in the damn morning, i could haf done with more sleep. amazingly, i slept v well after that, before that i kept tossing and turning. just couldnt sleep well. and i had a nightmare! with Gerard Zhang inside it. yikeS! How i wish either him or my mommy would be here with me, but transport is a little bit of a problem.. sob.

An Executive Business Lunch

This man, Mr. Colin, who kept pestering my colleague to meet up and have lunch with, finally met up with us today. Not that she purposely dragged me along, but I offered in case she didn't want to be alone. Haha.. We suggested something cheap - Delifrance. But No... he's not contented with that place. Not high class enough for him. So he suggested eating at Olive Green at Inter-Continental Hotel at Bugis – one of the restaurants in that hotel, serving Mediterranean food. I didn't feel like eating that, so I said no. So, the other restaurant at that hotel would be the Japanese Restaurant. But I forgot the name of the restaurant already. Anyway, yup, I have never entered such a high class Japanese Restaurant so far.

And when I looked at the menu, I'm like huh? What do I eat? Simply because I'm not a very Jap person, who really fantasize Jap food. Anyhow, I just ordered something that might taste good. And true enough! FANTASTIC! Well, you don't pay so much for shitty stuff. Damn, its solid stuff baby!! In total, it costs $180, and this is the 1st time we ate with the guy, we only met him once and whoa. What a treat!!! Then he drove us back to our workplace.. Apparently, he went to London, Japan, Indonesia.. etc. think he's trying to impress my colleague. but instead of creating an Impression, i think he made us feel hes a SNOB.

Back to work now. Enuf slacking girl.

Darn freaking Tired!

Yuppers. i was at the Expo CommunicAsia 2004 event the whole of this week... trying to get companies to let us do BS7799 Certification for the companies. Sth like ISO, but its for Information Security. Lotsa hard work man......

next week gotta pia. Im gonna b working late hours in the office... im like out of the house for more than 13 hrs each day, damn shitty tiring can?! sigh no energy anymore..... gotta go slp ta.

MAY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly
motivated. Sharp
thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves
attention. Deep
feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm
Standpoint. Needs no
motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left
brain). Loves to dream. Strong
clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in
the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts.
Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless.
Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift


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My Berfday

Hiya! Wassup?! Im gonna be busy tmr!! meeting up w dear teresa, cos shes gonna pass me my bday present! haha...... my good frenz really remembers my bday & gives me pressies.....!! im so happy cos dearie mel bought me so many G-Strings. nice man.... its from roxy, playboy n all.. haha she knows me best! muacks.

I was invited to this guest event Leadership Seminar.. to network with people and stuff. It was interesting, but after awhile it felt like all the other 'self-awareness' camps, catholic camps, u know that kinda stuff.. Of cos the detailed activities are different, but the Gist of it is the same? I socialized around til I come to know of this man, around the early thirties? most of e pple are ard that age btw, and hes what i really call a MAN, to me at least.. I like his thinking, his maturity, and i believe he gives his wife a Strong sense of security.... Maybe cos guys my age are not that mature yet.. i believe these kinda things takes time.

I had a WONDERFUL holiday at genting, pple ask why genting? a boring place, but to me its not cos of the exploration into the world, one of my dreams is to travel around the world.. this hol was plainly a getaway from singapore, since im having hols now. i wanna haf at least a getaway before i start work.. And considering i juz went to Korea last Dec, i tink its pretty enough.. A break from the usual Singapore life.. People there sure can gamble. i wonder how much is their monthly income. those Uncles & Aunties gamble by the thousands!!! they exchange 1k by 1k..... soon Zero K.. it was an eye opener for me. esp for roulette. they bet on almost every number on the scoreboard.... oh and by the way, i TRULY believe that Jackpot Needs LUCK! hahaha. cos im one of the luck victims. HEE. ciao.

Something for today..

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

Tired

Im very very tired today. No reason why, maybe its because i slept at like 330am last night, sending out resumes. gee, im getting sick n tired of sending them out already. Had to get up early this morn to meet my primary school mates. clare and birdie.. long time. ate nice but expensive beef kway teow.. birdie gave me some little gifts, so sweet of her... she was the shortest in our class but had the longest hair all e way till her butt. Everyone was looking at her hair ALL the time.

One of my girl-friends is gonna be an Air Stewardess. Im proud of her!!! haha... shes damn slim lah.... but she lovess travelling... now undergoing training.. Im gonna be away from Wednesday onwards till Friday. Anything try to sms me instead of calling yar?

P.S. my Berf Day is coming......! 27 MAY! take note....

Yo yo yo.

Feeling pretty hip hop nowadays, maybe cos of the influence of my sista. gee. Been very busy the past few days.. doing lotsa stuff.. i hardly get to wake up late!!... Reformatting one of my pcs now as i blog. Its soo slow i just couldnt tahan anymore..!! haha...

My results are finally out.. i forgot totally about it, until the night before. when i looked at the calendar... and damn, tmr morning is my results day.. but it was a good thing that i forgot abt it, then my whole day wouldnt be spoilt. haha...

I AM unofficially GRADUATED! yay! wanna come to my graduation ceromony? feel free to come man. take lotsaaa pics!!! hahaz... it'll be held in July.. call me.

SMEEGAL..

Or however you spell it. Believe it or not.. i saw the Female version of that monster in LOTR. gosh! in the mrt.. her eyes were really about to pop out juz like e character and the lips were soo alike!! How often do you see these kinda things? i was scared of her for that moment man...

These few weekends gonna be helluva busy for me..! i wanna play MAHJONG MAN!!!

Nightmares

Damn, they could really be scary... esp if those people are close to you.. Been having really weird dreamz lately.... People betraying me... bullying me... the funny thing is that none is good to me? =P Blogger has a new user interface... Nice..

Does exact coincidences still exist??

My gosh... I was actually stunned by many moments, when i thought my friend's gf was referring to me & my friends in her blog, when we were v social with her... Then she say its our fault that we were anti-social. got me sooo pissed, for that moment...... cos all 3 of us Distinctively initiated conversations, which turned out to be a supposed misunderstanding... that the exact same thing happened to another 3 girls, and not referring to us 3 girls..........

the situation was EXACT. walau..... i never had expected such exact coincidence.. how could such coincidence even exist? im still puzzled..... & one of my girl-friends, i have NEVER seen her angry before. no grudges, no anger, no foul/vulgar word out of her mouth ever b4... wonderful.... i should really learn from her...... a 100% angel.. good influence on me haha.....

woohoo.... tmr's gonna be a great day....... !! =) i cant wait!!!!!

Fruitful day

haizz......! Can Someone please employ me...............??! not that im hard up for a job or whatsoever but I guess it beats sending resumes everyday. and get starting in building my career or sth... ya know, at least a start somewhere, somehow.. IT jobs pretty hard to find.. damn, esp for fresh grads.

Went to service my new car today.. in the damn ulu UBI. walau, that place is totally polluted.. i found some cheap hardware stores & stuff to buy stuff for bbq. good buy. I totally cannot take my ONE WAY Speakers. SUCK TO THE MAX. no kick. went to modify it. buay tahan.. they actually dismantled the whole back seat! gosh!... but power lah. i love the sound system now.. i cant wait..!! its pioneer speakers only. damn. i wanted the JPL/ JBL one. but had to cut the rear board cos its not rounded..

Im so exhausted today.. My hair is cut!! woohoo.. its no longer that heavy. it was previously up till juz one palm above my butt... longest length eva. was juz thinking abt whether i am independent.. heh i think i am, to a certain extent. however, in certain areas, i am not.. but im improving drastically already. im amazed myself how i did it. within these past 3 days.. it was like a miracle. ~ciao.

Im donne.....

im really done. done with all the exams for the rest of my LIFE! finally. ive been slogging for this thing called exams since i was a kiddo.. only at the age of 21, do i finally see the end of the road of Exams......i had it. a whole load of burden suddenly rests away from my shoulders... this feeling of relief is undescribable..

Lots of pple call me AH-Lian.. Am i? i dont think so... im not CHEENAH?! my spoken chinese really cannot make it lehz! haha.. eh but written not bad hor?! i got a damn B3 for it, period. pls........ im nOT an AH-LIAN!!!!!!!! i just am the way i am. i dont conform to the norm, or rather i feel that way... im not normal, im not abnormal. maybe im mad...

and comon ..... i dont listen to AH BENG techno can? i listen to ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC.. seldom u guys listen to this type of music. so u prob dont understand...... i love dance music..... and retro. but NOT ah beng techno. its disgusting like butterfly?! omg. sucks. an example. paul van dyk. crush. go listen to it. tt's e type i listen to..... gee. stereotypes...... all stereotype me with the same remarks.

why....

eewl......

the indian guy who was sitting beside me during exam was sooo disgusting can? argh. wat a way to start my morning, as if having an exam isnt bad enough. he was digging his nose throughout.. AND he took OFF HIS SHOES, for watever god damn reason. he kept touching his supposedly 'smelly' socks...! argh. then he kept fidgiting here n there. i THINK he doesnt know how to do the bloody exam paper. everything was almost blank. then he got bored i think,so he decided to make a toilet trip... after coming back he took off his SHOES agn. bloody hell........ soo irritating???! and the stupid paper. the true/false questions were the hardest....... sigh...........

6 more days to becoming UNEMPLOYED. some one pls employ me...........

I AM 27% evil. ONLY!

You try to stay away from evil deeds but succumb to temptation every once in a while. You aren't quite on your way to hell but you certainly have some explaining to do.......

I had an amusing dream last night. gee it was about JX.. my whole class went to dress him up as a girl with lipstick and boobs n all hahaha... i laughed until i got up.. =P he wore a damn sexy skirt. and looked quite good. hahahaa... i just cant stop laughing.. he had to catwalk down the broad walk. gee...... cant remember the rest... wonder how i could dream of this... hmm.

Uninterested

I am currently only interested in completing my studies and studying stupidly hard for my exams in April. NOTHING else matters to me now. I just hope to find a job after that. Other issues, can wait..

Matthew Rogers out this week from AMI. i think that he doesnt have much popularity in the 1st place.. cept that he sang pretty OKAY lah. other than that, too OLDD.. yikes. i miss CLAY AI-KEN! hes the O-N-E..

Struggling thru my 3266 project.. where im supposed to create a online shopping website, i did on toys..! deadline next week. i think i no need 2 sleep for this last week. hope to finish it asap soon.. no time anymore.. gee, i haf the sudden urge to take loads of pics.. w frenz buds.. met xingliang today.. hahah haven seen him in ages man. stil the same old stupid guy. 5 mins after he sat beside me, he asked me for a MIRROR. stupid vain pot. said he thought got sth on his face. and he was on the way to sch to STUDY, though he had no lessons. wow.. MIRACLE or sth? i should drop by the turf club n buy some 4d.. wahaha.. yikes.. i also asked him abt his appearance in CLEO mag! they asked if he was open abt sex. his response: "sure, why not?" which made him sound like a jerk, or so he claims hahaha --> sth liddat, cant remember e exact phrasing, but was funny though. lots of CJ pple are in SIM. about half my C3 class is oreadi there lah. wat the hell....

MAD

gee. im crazy over this new song.. =) thanks to my sista.. Im always physically, mentally tortured by dear gerard zhang. tsk tsk, i wonder why. always clashing with my poor feet for eg. Standing stationary also can.

Was telling my buds that "I would only wanna marry at my ideal age of say 26-29, at most 30. sorta a goal that im looking forward to. these past 5 years have been all tests for me and my dar.. cjc, sucky army, his 'interesting' ntu life.. i wonder how much more spice could be added. but we're gonna get things thru, i hope?!

he just loves IJ gals, or should i say ADORE. as for me, SJI is good. perhaps one fine day, he May meet some other better, prettier, smarter gal with a better figure, so would i, as i move into a new phase "working adulthood". i think that has gotta suck big time, when i'll finally be working full-time and its time i contribute some to the household. but til then, its just the both of us.

Saturday Night

Every wicked minute, I sit here thinkin of you
I can't wait 2 get in it, I'm waitin for the week to be trough
Saturday is the only day I wake up thinkin bout
Cuz any other day is just another day no doubt
Cuz everytime I think about you thoughts go trough my mind
And everybody is working for the weekend
Everything is on my mind on saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ plays a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it's a saturday
Ain't thinkin bout Monday or Thuesday or Wednesday It's allright
Ain't thinkin bout Thursday or Friday cuz tonight it's Saturday night

Every wicked hour, I think about just you right by my side
And I can't wait much longer, wanna show you how I feel for you tonight
Saturday is the only day I wake up thinkin' bout
Cuz any other day is just another day no doubt
Cuz everytime I think about you thoughts go trough my mind
And everybody is working for the weekend
Everything is on my mind on saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ plays a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it's a saturday

Everything is on my mind on saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ plays a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it's a saturday
Ain't thinkin bout Monday or Thuesday or Wednesday It's allright
Ain't thinkin bout Thursday or Friday cuz tonight it's Saturday night

Saturday is the only day I wake up thinkin bout
Cuz any other day is just another day no doubt
Cuz everytime I think about you thoughts go trough my mind
And everybody is working for the weekend
Everything is on my mind on saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ plays a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it's a saturday
Ain't thinkin bout Monday or Thuesday or Wednesday It's allright
Ain't thinkin bout Thursday or Friday cuz tonight it's Saturday night

Everything is on my mind on saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ plays a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it's a saturday

Im in love..

its amazing somehow how it has been so long, and yet the feeling is still there, though of cos the 'passion' isnt as hot as before. but its not totally Zero. I went into this relationship with my baby, at first just to 'try-out' gee. turned out to be . . . i'm now a different Joan Chin eva since i was together with him, for the better............

he's just one great, cool, funky guy, fussy over the weirdest things.. haha i shall skip the details.. and he did something really sweet today.. =) i forgot my certs while going for an interview.. was already on the bus to sch, and if i were to go back i would definitely have to take a cab to sch.. $14 bucks down e drain. i dropped, planning 2 make my way home. *dammit* then i thought since my sis was at home she cld meet me later at an mrt or sth... msged my darling, and he called me offering 2 pick up e certs fm home and pick me up fm sch.. haf lunch tog. and send me 2 the office itself!! so damn sweeeettt... aww man..... he really didnt have to do it.. but he did. luv ya baby.. i appreciate it v v much..

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did a test on http://www.idealpartner.org.uk/ipbi/WhatJob.asp Try it. Its pretty much true..
Here are the results:

Ki System

Natal Year number: 9
A cheerful soul, Joan is an attractive individual whose humour and charm can inspire others to follow her ideas. Although her active brain can generate many bright ideas, she cannot be guaranteed to finish one idea before starting on the next. Although money tends to burn a hole in her pocket, Joan will always maintain the impression that all is well.

Natal Month number: 2
Compassionate and supportive of others, Joan is something of a perfectionist who will find it hard to delegate even routine tasks. Joan is hard-working and good with details, but to get the best out of her, Joan needs to know that in the end her efforts will be properly rewarded and acknowledged.

Natal House number: 3
With a high energy level, and ambitions to match, Joan will show early promise. Unless her tendency to expel this energy on too many projects can be overcome, a promising beginning may soon evaporate, giving way to anger and frustration. Joan is someone who enjoys a good time with an active social life, and needs the direction of more sober minds.

Comments based on Western Grid

1

Although Joan may be reasonably talkative in public, she finds it difficult to express personal feelings to those closest to her. In employment terms, this inhibition is of little consequence.

22

Highly intelligent and acutely sensitive, Joan is a good judge of other people's motives and character. She enjoys high intelligence, and with a number 7 (in the Western Grid) she would be suited to a vocation in the priesthood. Sensitive to the needs of others, Joan should be employed to the benefit of those who lack the advantages enjoyed by others.

5

Well-balanced, with an understanding and compassionate nature, Joan is a natural leader who can inspire others. But she needs a certain amount of freedom at work and at home. With a compassionate and caring nature, and with the ability to get on well with others, Joan will be a strong member of any team and will provide solid inspiration and support to her colleagues.

7

Joan will find life's lessons hard to learn. She will suffer from loss (of possessions or those she loves) before questioning the cause of that loss. It is likely that Joan will develop a faith of some sort, and although it need not necessarily be a religious faith, it will nevertheless be something that she holds onto against all the evidence. Potential employers need to find out what that faith entails.

8

Good with details and with a methodical approach, Joan nevertheless is someone who enjoys constant new challenges to maintain her interest. She is a methodical individual with attention to detail, but is inclined to leave tasks unfinished if her active mind alights on something of greater interest. Routine tasks that fail to challenge her intellect are at greatest risk, so Joan needs a job that offers variety.

9

Ambitious to improve her lot, Joan will constantly push forward to achieve something in her life, yet this ambition will be balanced by humanitarian ideals that will lead her to support causes that may demand self-sacrifice.
[The Arrow of Activity: the numbers 7, 8 and 9] Enjoying the outdoors, Joan is someone who will perform best by being busy. She dislikes confined spaces, and needs both physical and mental exercise. A good walk in fresh air is an intellectual catalyst like no other to Joan, whose need to be constantly occupied is an asset to any employer.
[The Arrow of Determination: the numbers 1, 5 and 9] Determined and persistent, Joan has the patience to wait until she has achieved her goal. She enjoys a progressive and enterpreneurial approach, and as such, will be an asset to any employer. If the number 4 (in the Western Grid) is missing, she will be inclined to lose her temper on occasions.
[The Arrow of Emotional Balance: the numbers 2, 5 and 8] Understanding and compassionate, Joan is well-balanced. She possesses sound leadership qualities that are of use in a wide variety of jobs. With an understanding and compassionate nature, Joan can appreciate the views of others, and thus gain the respect of the community in which she lives or works.

Comments based on Chinese Grid

1

Joan will make some money and enjoy a reasonable standard of living.

2

Joan has an average mind, and without the numbers 4 and 9 in the Chinese version will not enjoy a creative existence.

4

Intelligent and logical, Joan is not someone who acts rashly on the spur of the moment.

5

Emotionally well-balanced, Joan is not too intense, and will reach the right decisions. However, with the numbers 2 and 3 in the Chinese version, the balance may be upset.

8

In the absence (in the Chinese version) of the numbers 1 and 6, she will be good with money and details. She will be happier if the Chinese grid includes the numbers 5 and 7.

9

Although Joan is ambitious, her ambition is tempered with humanitarian ideals.
[The Arrow of Willpower: The numbers 1, 5 and 9] Joan is somewhat stubborn and very determined. Holding strong opinions that she will voice without reservation, she will nevertheless reach her goals through persistent hard work.
[The Arrow of Determination: The numbers 2, 5 and 8] Joan is patient, yet determined. Decisive when necessary, she will never lose sight of her ultimate objectives. She is prepared to wait in order to realise her ambition.
[The Arrow of Intellect: The numbers 2, 4 and 9] Joan is intelligent, articulate and enjoys a first-class memory. She has a logical and analytical approach that suits her to the legal, medical or accountancy professions.

Hell Yeah!!!


You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.


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screw up & screw you

I think people should learn to not to do unto people, unless they like to be treated back in the same way, its unfairness and I believe that "what makes the world go round will go around".. Tiredness settle onto me.. Im going to chiong this weekend, that's for sure..

guys CANNOT resist temptations.. I have not seen any proof so far. and being normal, average girls: (not flirty, bitchy ones, mind you) they will definitely feel insecure somehow, somewhere, sometime. thus, it would be nice to have a good pat on the back, compliment once in a while..

Saturday was such an ITCHY DAY!!!!!!! dammit... i was sorta down with HongMok, according to my mommy and grandma! argh.. like rashes but duno what's the cause.. the whole night ended up scratching, until i couldnt tahan went 2 my mom and ask for help. damn i should have gone to her earlier!!! then i would have ended my misery earlier. her medicine super powerful... half tablet and the rashes and itchness was gone in no time. walau............

saw alot of my friends at zouk, didnt wanna go, but went anyway for awhile. met yvonne!!! so glad 2 c her!!! hahah, she still remembers my sister and all... missed her alot man!! glad 2 have caught up with her n stuff....

You are Shingo Katori! You are young, hard-working,
silly, energetic, and you like everyone who
likes you. You do what you want as long as it
makes you happy and doesn't hurt your image.
Everyone gets a kick out of you! Time for a
joke and a beer now ^_^


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Im so touched by what my baby posted in his blog.. =) at least both of us are still appreciating each other at this point of time, and im glad. its a good thing, after all we've been together for quite some time. I guess its also time when our thinking has to take a change, mature thinking? or get down to serious business, does this phase marks the end to playfulness? Im actually gonna grad soon, this may! my gosh, time flies sooo fast... Juz came home from supper. man, and gerard and i literally saw a motorcycle almost crashing into a taxi.. i thought it was the motorcyclist's fault, but gerard thought otherwise. gee. but anyhow, another good samitarian (a motorcyclist) stopped to help out; the taxi driver also stopped to see if he's alright, he almost skidded.. gee datz scary.

gerard's buddies suddenly came into mind. whenever i had probs with him, i would BUG Jude the most hahaha.. sorry dude, i must have been a pest! hahaha.. but he would give me encouragement and sound advice or at least what he thinks of the situation, which did help me much..! hahaa and Qida, who sorta indirectly helped me settle some 'misunderstanding', but i felt that "hey! ure gerard's buddy indeed!" i mean he wasn't involved, or needn't had to be involved, but yet.. Ur effort is much appreciated.. and the misunderstanding is Cleared..... thanks guys..

been such a long time since i blogged in here already.. was busy with the stupid web project and lazy too haha! free day tmr! ciaoz. gonna bathe and sleep soon! i smell of PRATA! yikes.

I really dislike people who are 'liars'...

Also, I think they are no different from those who always say "oh yeah. maybe I can make it later. tell u later." which equals to "no we r not gonna meet". why cant they say dont meet in the 1st place?

You'd turn into a Snowleopard! Like a snowleopard
you are quiet, shy and not seen much and find
it hard to talk to people, but dont really mind
being by yourself. However once you have gotten
over your shyness and are relaxed you are so
different it can be scary! You have a few close
friends who can grasp your strange ways. You
are generally laid back but when you get angry
you get angry and can be very vicious and a
force to be recond with, though few people ever
see this.


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Got sian of playing w3 at lvl 10. so i thought why not start as a lvl 1 'noob'? used the stationary 1SIR a/c that belongs to gerard.. HAHA guess wad. SUX big time. e players totally suck! n they think they r e best! wtf.

1. muz wait 1 min for a game to even get started.
2. pple say things like "i hate playing w noobs" when im top of the list!! wtf. just cos im lvl 1?? looks are deceiving yar?? maybe they should call the hotline: 1900-GET-A-LIFE.
3. played only 2 games. enough to piss me off. dammit.
4. sleep now. argh.

Phew what an AWESOME day.

Spent the whole morning and afternoon gossiping non-stop with xq n her sis in the early morn. zhao lecture to sit in the canteen n talk! ha! how crap can that be? AND, continued gossiping in the afternoon too!! hahaha.. til we finished tutorials n all.

Left school, went to jam after at boon's with gerard. Isnt really a clean place but good enuf i guess. meddled with keyboards for the 1st time, ive always been sooo piano-y. (pronounced pia-noe-e) so managed to meddle with some electronic sounds this time n some drums. till i pressed some intro beat on the keyboard, which was e same as the song "I'll b there" n guess WAD!!?? i managed to play the intro to that damn song!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO proud of myself!!!!!!! so exciting, just when i was getting the beat going, Damn! had to gooo.. aww.. wat a waste.

Ate bah kut teh and went cycling with him & his cousin!!! woohoo. almost din make it up e slope. Lousy. but i think it was not too bad for me. at least i didn't give up. Another satisfaction. What a awesome day with many satisfactions. hahahaha.. woohoo! More good days to come.. I HOPE?

Happy CNY to all!!

Ive been playing mahjong almost every single day of the Chinese New Year. the best was that i won $60 together with gerard on sunday!! woohoo. hahaha.. damn happy. den i split the winnings with him too!! yay! hhahaha... i also played with his cousins n friends n won too! yay!! but besides the mahjong thingy, i enjoyed myself pretty much, just that now is back to school again, damn sian man! sigh~ assignments, assignments and more assignments. ciao

As for the DYSFUNCTIONAL CARE BEAR. oh man. im NOT a slut! hahaha. gee. after all, its Supposed to be DYSFUNCTIONAL.

What's with all the love tests nowadays? try it. http://www.naucon.net/misc/tests/love_test01.htm

Results:

1. You are attracted to those who have split personality, like cold
as ice on the outside, but hot as fire in the heart.

2. In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you
feel irresistable is creative, never let you feel bored.

3. The impression you would like to give to your lover is loyal,
faithful, never change.

4. You don't like it when your partner is insecure.

5. The kind of relationship you would like to build with your
partner is one which make you feel warmth and in-love always.

6. You care about the society and morality, you won't do anything
wrong after marriage.

7. You are afraid of marriage, you think it would take away your
freedom.

8. At this moment, you don't want to be tied down by a steady
relationship, you just want to flirt around.

Tramp Bear


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The term "boring", how does that come to mind? Does that characteristic apply to me?? Well, maybe so... sigh.. these things would apply to the old as new things /events come along, and its true.. but for myself, i think its pretty fine. weekends are sometimes routine.. i just got some feedback. How could life be interesting in the 1st place without $$$? u cant do no shit without $$$. Even to get to a place would require that. . .

No time to spice up my life @ e moment. sch started neway. I played tennis this week!!!! something ive always wanted to do for such a long time since my secondary school days.. n i tink for a rusty beginner, i did not too bad. . . =) gonna improve on it... My bones ached for 2 whole days n nights.. darn. realized its a total opposite from badminton and tennis. the techniques are different. Totally! one uses the arm, e other uses the wrist.

A Nice Week. An Enjoyable One.

Was at gerard's aunt's house on saturday, he said his aunt wanted to see me, since i haven gone there for a long time. she invited me over for Reunion dinner as well! =) sadly, i may or may not be able to make it. I'll see how then, but i was honoured at the invitation! *smiles* i was very amused at his uncle? hahaha. couldn't stop laughing all the time when i was there.. dinner n all. i didn't even wanna leave the house, i wanted to stay longer n hear the crapping n gossiping, n just listen.

He thinks bachelor hood is the best. u can do whatever u want. no milk bottles. haha, asking a new parent why should he carry milk bottles n not Wine glasses...! hahah -_- i think the wife was like " . . . . . . hmm... pls dont pollute my husband's brain lehz we just had a baby. "

sadly had to leave after that for the LIVERPOOL match. darn. hahah but it was getting pretty late as well. couples poped over at their house. n brought their kids. got a set of girl twins!!!!!!!! soooo cute!!!!!!!!! oh my gosh. n they looked sooo alike.!!! aww. there was another baby as well. Glenda. so cute.... dun cry or make noise, v v v v guai.

Sigh. tom's school time agn. Sian. i miss my holidays. though it was just over. i hate studying!!!! i want to just sit back n enjoy life! Memories from the JC life pass me by once agn. those days were heaven.

~SIGH~

Back to school finally today! After so long.. Kind of sian. Think prolly gotta reformat my poor laptop once again! gee. stupid project. format to win2k summore. i dont really like that platform. think its sucky. NT should been a better one than 2k at least. oh well. got lotsa reading to do too i guess. sigh.

Think tom i may buy the books that i'll need for my mods. hopefully i can borrow the car. haha den i wont hafta waste my energy carrying all the way back!.. Hope hope hope. Got another 2 hr lecture tom morning agn! 10am. so darn early in the morning. urgh.. i m super super broke this time. tink ive spent close to 1k oreadi this month, excluding the korea trip n all. haiz. i could never stop sighing today.

Jianxiong has become a MONKEY! Ghim Moh! haha.. dumb blonde? Ja-mes Blonde. geddit? hahahx. couldnt stop laughing. his mom too! kopitiam ah beng??

Alwiz kena scolding when playing w3. after all, im a girl, not really game material? wtf, wth.. im just trying my best sometimes. well. had a fun mahjong session ytd. was good, had a gd teacher (jianxiong's mom) mel n chien n melvin was also there.. gee, i was the only winner. haha but its due to luck k guys. =) thanks anyway. i enjoyed myself.

Gonna hafta be back to my school mood again n all the studying..!!! argh... i hate studying sometimes. taking 3 mods dis sem. some of my frens taking only 2! lucky asses, last sem for moi. not smart enuf to be taking honors.... so .... oh well.. gonna read my novel now. ciaoz.

Went to KTV today, the early bird package. pretty value for moneyy, went there to break some ice n stuff. wasnt too bad. had a wonderful day today. i finally caught the movie "scary movie 3" darn, the stupid ring, but all damn lame jokes, poor boy always gets hit like crazy... haha! n the man always gets hit on his balls....! aww. poor thing.

Will be holding a mahjong session this coming monday, finally!! supposedly to start school, but i think the lecturer is lazy or hasnt prepared notes yet. cancelled monday's lecture.. hahaha THE RESULT: only 2 DAY week. gee power sia. thurs n friday only.!! woohoo. why do guys love playing DOD so much? haha man!! i find it pretty boring lah. only shoot here n there like a mad dog. but a good stress -reliever though...

working out a strategy with jianxiong on my w3 team-playing, good one we found with the NE and undead race.. thanks to the lesson learnt when we lost a game to lvl 8 team members, trashing us, level 2, to the core at the 1st rush. all they did was mass, n mass FAST. hmm, i only get to see this kinda playing in arranged teams. good to learn. many new strategies... eye opener.

The AfterMath of the New Year.

Booked a room for the night @ marina mandarin. was real cool. 4 of us shared. i learnt how to play the guitar for the 1st time. hee, i played the song 'stand by me'. jianxiong taught me the 1st 3 notes, i played the rest myself. not bad huh? hahahax.. now kena blister.. sob.. went to pasir ris for the countdown. treated the cab fare as the admission fare..! eek. we drowned ourselves in some vodka & 7-up. each of us had a real cool bath @ e hotel. shiok only lah... after the whole night filled with sweat..

the guys watched the movie rounders. i fell asleep while reading a novel. ha! like real.. had a great time overall.. i enjoyed it fully. when ive time, i'll go download some more pablo franscisco videos. hahah. yeah melvin, he rocks with his funny crap...!! =))) i wonder how he does it sometimes. a natural born talent, just gifted..


Compassion: You are there to share your sympathy
with others. People would consider you
affectionate and caring, and someone to look up
to.


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