War
In war soldiers get injured, right? Here's how different races exclaim:
When the BRITISH got shot - OH MY GOD.....!!!!
When the MALAY got shot - YA ALLAH....!!!
When the INDIAN got shot - AH-YOYO AMMAH...!!!
But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot, they go - NABUEH CHEE BYE, TIOK LIAO...!!!!
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Signal for sex:
Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her: "Let's make a signal code if we want sex?"
She nods and agrees. So he goes: "If I want sex, I'll squeeze your breast.
In response you can shake my penis once for "yes" and 50 times for "no"....
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Smart Thambi
Thambi ask hooker how much for sex? She says: $50 on bed, $20 on sofa and $10 on grass.
He then hands her $50. She says: "You man of class, one time on bed...?"
He says: "NO!! 5 times on grass...."
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Comfort in Friendship:
"Friends" are like underwear; always a comfort... "Good friends" are
like condoms; always protecting... "Great friends"
are like viagra; lift you up when you're down ...
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Biology Lesson
Teacher: A man's penis has 2 key functions:
Urination & Reproduction.
Student: But my dad uses it to brush our maid's teeth.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
LIARS - I HATE THEM!!
Is it so hard to say the truth? the seven deadly sins came to my mind - greed, lust, pride, envy, sloth, wrath, gluttony. Well, which of those haven i committed? i guess none. so im a great sinner.. oh well..
My Kor, my best friends
Super sweet guy, always willing to listen, listen, listen.. my best friends, needless to say. thanks for being there.. listen to my bitching and complaints, hard to find SOMEONE who can tahan my complaints ALONE, well i have some plans with Mel. hehe and only SHE knows, it'll happen in future!! i cant wait....!! but it will take some time to realize it.
My LIFE
Someone has passed a comment that i do not have a life, friends etc. right now. ya so? I'm working now, and its stressed enough being at work with so many shit things to get done. so just screw yourself and shut the hell up. at least i do meet my friends once in a while and the effort is made, and i do make sure that they are not neglected whatSoEver..
There's a place I want to go to, but I don't know where..
There's a person I want to run to, but I don't know whom..
Is it so hard to say the truth? the seven deadly sins came to my mind - greed, lust, pride, envy, sloth, wrath, gluttony. Well, which of those haven i committed? i guess none. so im a great sinner.. oh well..
My Kor, my best friends
Super sweet guy, always willing to listen, listen, listen.. my best friends, needless to say. thanks for being there.. listen to my bitching and complaints, hard to find SOMEONE who can tahan my complaints ALONE, well i have some plans with Mel. hehe and only SHE knows, it'll happen in future!! i cant wait....!! but it will take some time to realize it.
My LIFE
Someone has passed a comment that i do not have a life, friends etc. right now. ya so? I'm working now, and its stressed enough being at work with so many shit things to get done. so just screw yourself and shut the hell up. at least i do meet my friends once in a while and the effort is made, and i do make sure that they are not neglected whatSoEver..
There's a place I want to go to, but I don't know where..
There's a person I want to run to, but I don't know whom..
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
SMASHING!
Damn. I had a great night on saturday, managed to catch up with some friends here n there. went to celebrate my baby's birthday, we went to newsroom bar, partly also to support Timothy - my kor, for his bash, not that i lurved going to NTU bashes or sth, but it was jus on the right night i suppose?
my darling baby was soo sweet.... who else could beat him??! no one. Had a stayover that night, with him. slept like a damn log!! and he kept waking me up, hmm... hahaha.. we were super worn out/ exhausted after that, but the feeling was absolutely wonderful.. by the time i removed my makeup and all it was oreadi 5am.. tsk tsk. went for church with him and his mom e next morning, followed by a visit to his aunt's house for lunch..
Went to ROM yesterday to attend my uncle's Registration. It doesnt seem so grand after all, when all the couples you see around are all getting registered, doesnt really make much of a difference suddenly. Got a treat from the couple at Marriott hotel, when i was 'interrogated' by those 'high class aunties' about my educational qualifications, how old am i, etc bleah shit. then one of those aunties introed me to his 23-year-old son, im like Oh, am i supposed to accept any hints? too bad, i'm taken. right baby?
Damn. I had a great night on saturday, managed to catch up with some friends here n there. went to celebrate my baby's birthday, we went to newsroom bar, partly also to support Timothy - my kor, for his bash, not that i lurved going to NTU bashes or sth, but it was jus on the right night i suppose?
my darling baby was soo sweet.... who else could beat him??! no one. Had a stayover that night, with him. slept like a damn log!! and he kept waking me up, hmm... hahaha.. we were super worn out/ exhausted after that, but the feeling was absolutely wonderful.. by the time i removed my makeup and all it was oreadi 5am.. tsk tsk. went for church with him and his mom e next morning, followed by a visit to his aunt's house for lunch..
Went to ROM yesterday to attend my uncle's Registration. It doesnt seem so grand after all, when all the couples you see around are all getting registered, doesnt really make much of a difference suddenly. Got a treat from the couple at Marriott hotel, when i was 'interrogated' by those 'high class aunties' about my educational qualifications, how old am i, etc bleah shit. then one of those aunties introed me to his 23-year-old son, im like Oh, am i supposed to accept any hints? too bad, i'm taken. right baby?
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