Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Graduation Day.

Its been quite a while since I've officially graduated from NUS.. It was held 3 weeks ago, seems like it was only yesterday, when I just took the photos. =P I wanna take more photos!! it will imprint in my history of memories one fine day..

Education has finally come to a stop, Temporarily. damn, well I may wanna further my studies and get Masters, in 2 years time, i wonder how would my present job bring me at that time? I'm glad that some of you guys have also embarked on your careers. Gambate!!

Just read one of my friend's blog about guys; shy guys? haha.. Well, I have one such guy-friend, he was so shy about everything, if you like him, you would have to flirt with him to test the waters and see if he is really interested in you, that is, if you do not want to waste time. Otherwise, its gonna be a long wait till he tells you. Do shy guys give their girls more attention? i believe so, well at least thats what I feel about my guy-friends who are shy..

Being "recognised" as a Thai is now a good thing, well at least, you're definitely more safe than the obvious foreigners from the bad guys around.. Or even better, I can make full use of my "Thai look" and get a cheaper transport rate.. haha.. Even worse now, I actually took some cover shots dressed up like a Thai. What has become of me?

Friday, July 16, 2004

5 Baht for a glass of damn good orange juice

Im sick and tired of hearing this phrase "Welcome to Singtel ICC. To call Singapore..." BLAH!! argh. In Thailand, a zebra crossing = NO zebra crossing.... what's the point of putting that then? i just dont geddit. More and more of my female colleagues are getting boyfriends not of their own race. A Chinese with a Sri Lankan, an Indonesian with an English, an American with a Thai. Hmm.. is this the trend nowadays.

I wanna sleep, i just wanna sleep. im so freaking tired!!! i cant take it, getting up everyday at 5am! oh man... i work til 5pm, still gotta catch a bus back after that. The toilets here by the way, are at least 5 times cleaner than those in Singapore... however, their English is really pretty pathetic. The sign above the toilet bowl reads "PLEASE DON'T PRESS FOR LONG TIME"..! hahaha..

Some Jokes for the day:
 
Joke 1:
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't  expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
 
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
 
Joke 2:
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'
 
Joke 3:
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!" 
 



How to make a joanie
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

3 parts ambition

3 parts joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Thailand - Im Thai??!

People in Thailand keep asking me if im thai??! or they assume im thai, and just happily speak to me in Thai.. goodness.. Lots of pple haf mistaken me for a Thai already.. but hey, i think the Thai Guys here are really quite cute!..! hahaha... not bad lehz, and the guys here they tend to treat girls better than singapore guys do.

I had a superb evening yesterday, I met this lady pronounced as "SARSI" haha i dont know if that's the correct way to spell it though.. =P Man, she has the X factor.. there's just something charming about her, but not through her looks, her figure is absolutely fabulous. considering the fact that she has already given birth to 2 boys..!! GEE!

She told me so much abt herself man! like how she met her husband, how someone else tried to ask her to get involved in another relationship when she had just given birth to her 2nd son. gee.. and shamefully, that "third party" is from Singapore. I sat on the scooter taxi! - 20 baht. never really sat on one before... was pretty dangerous, the traffic here is atrocious.. the cars here are usually around a few CM away from each other.. terrible.. and not to mention: im staying in the red light district!! aiyo!! but not at the main road, im staying in the inner street. heh... but still!!! itz scary enuf.. last night my hotel room, kena blackout, as if i did not have enough blackouts in singapore.. then suey, only my level a few rooms kena.. must be my room lah!!! and of all timings, it chose 1am.. when i just fell asleep!! hiyo.

Monday, July 12, 2004

Im scared, Im absolutely Freaking Scared.

It sucks being in a place where you know NOBODY, my colleague is gonna leave me tomorrow back to Singapore, thus i'll be the only one stuck here, e only soul from Singapore!!! argh dammit, this sucks man, itz worst than going for army training overseas or studying overseas cos you have friends with you.. damn.

I was supposed to tune my clock 1 hr EARLIER than Singapore time, in the end i did the opposite, i put it 1 hr LATER. End up, i woke up at 330am thinnking it was 530am and went to the toilet to bathe and dress up in my working clothes dammit.. my colleague knocked on my door and asked why i so kiasu bathe so early for? haha.. shitz man. i even put on my contacts... den gotta remove everything agn. walau...

as usual, i made a fool outta myself again at 3.30am in the damn morning, i could haf done with more sleep. amazingly, i slept v well after that, before that i kept tossing and turning. just couldnt sleep well. and i had a nightmare! with Gerard Zhang inside it. yikeS! How i wish either him or my mommy would be here with me, but transport is a little bit of a problem.. sob.